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Event timings:

• Doors 7.00pm
• Stage 8.00pm
• Interval 8.45pm
• Stage 9.05pm
• Finish 10.15pm approx

“A comedian who owns the space he is working in so much, he could put a flag up” The Independent

No stranger to yap Alan Carr will be yapping his way around the UK & Ireland with his brand new stand up show ‘Yap, Yap, Yap!’  The BAFTA and British Comedy Award winning comedian, author and chat show supremo returns to his stand up roots with his hilarious take on life.

Yap it up!

“An absolute natural on stage… a born storyteller, sheer entertainment.” London Evening Standard

Eat before the show

Gig Food Menu: available 5:30 – 7:15pm

This menu is subject to change on the day
All at £9.75

Freshly made to order

Char grilled steak burger with melted mozzarella, chunky chips and onion rings
Deep fried plaice filet sandwich with tartar sauce, mange tout salad, chunky chips and crispy calamari rings
Pan fried spicy bean burger on focaccia topped with grilled Portobello mushroom and a roasted vegetable salad V
Char grilled chicken tikka served in toasted pitta bread with poppadoms and a yogurt, mango and mint dip

Side orders
£3.00

Potato wedges with garlic, lemon and thyme mayo
Mixed leaf and crunchy vegetable salad with a French mustard dressing
Seasoned chunky chips

Please order & pay for food at the bar

Food service finishes 45 min before the main act. 

All our dishes are freshly prepared and cooked to order in our kitchen.
Wherever possible we use locally sourced ingredients supporting local suppliers

Please note that Booking Fees apply on the following transactions:
Online: £1 per ticket + £1.50 postage or free collection at the Box Office
Telephone: £2 per transaction + £1.50 postage or free collection at the Box Office
In Person: £2 per transaction (applies if using credit card only) Debit card/Cheque/cash is free

David Mitchell Live ‘Thinking About It Only Makes It Worse’

Tickets include a free copy of ‘Thinking About It Only Makes It Worse’.

Times : Doors 6.30pm, Start 7.30pm,

David Mitchell will be available for a limited period to sign copies of ‘Thinking About It Only Makes It Worse’

 

Why is my jumper depreciating? Why are people so f***ing hung up about swearing? Why do the asteriks in that sentence make it ok? Why do so many people want to stop other people doing things, and how can they be stopped from stopping them? Why is every film and TV programme a sequel or a remake? Why are we so reliant on perpetual diversion that someone has created chocolate toothpaste? Is there anything to be done about the internet?

These and many other questions trouble David Mitchell as he delights us with a tour of the absurdities of modern life – Ryanair to Downtown Abbey, sports day to smoking, Poundland to phone etiquette, UKIP to hotdogs made of cats. Funny, provocative and shot through with refreshing amounts of common sense – drawn from Observer columns and including new material, Thinking About It Only Makes It Worse celebrates and commiserates on the state of things in our not entirely glorious nation.

‘David Mitchell is an extremely funny man on screen, in person, in print and very probably underwater.’ Sam Bain, co – writer of Peep Show.

David Mitchell is a comedian, actor, writer and the polysyllabic member of Mitchell and Webb. He won BAFTAs for Peep Show and That Mitchell and Webb Look, and has also starred in Jam and Jerusalem, The Bleak Old Shop of Stuff and Ambassadors. He writes for the Observer, chairs The Unbelievable Truth, co-hosts 10 O’Clock Live, is a team captain of Would I Lie To You? and has been in two films, neither of which made a profit.

Eat before the show

Gig Food Menu

This menu is subject to change on the day
All at £9.75

Freshly made to order

Char grilled steak burger with melted mozzarella, chunky chips and onion rings
Deep fried plaice filet sandwich with tartar sauce, mange tout salad, chunky chips and crispy calamari rings
Pan fried spicy bean burger on focaccia topped with grilled Portobello mushroom and a roasted vegetable salad V
Char grilled chicken tikka served in toasted pita bread with papadoms and a yogurt, mango and mint dip

Side orders
£3.00

Potato wedges with garlic, lemon and thyme mayo
Mixed leaf and crunchy vegetable salad with a French mustard dressing
Seasoned chunky chips

Please order & pay for food at the bar

Food service finished 45 min before the main act. 

All our dishes are freshly prepared and cooked to order in our kitchen.
Wherever possible we use locally sourced ingredients supporting local suppliers

Please note that Booking Fees apply on the following transactions: Online: £1 per ticket + £1.50 postage or free collection at the Box Office Telephone: £2 per transaction +£1.50 postage or free collection at the Box Office In Person: £2 per transaction (applies if using credit card only) Debit Card/Cheque/cash is free